Time to grow up.

Overlord

Ever had one of those days when you feel like punching and kicking the shit out of every single person in the world?

I confess. I have.








everyday.

Power of the Internet

http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/
Pretty sweet.








If you discount the fact that he could have walked up to her directly and asked for her number that time, instead of pulling a stunt like this.

Hong kong mickey mouse!

The msn artist strikes again.

2/11/07

I am paranoid.





Maybe.

BATS

Classification:

Bats are mammals. Though sometimes called "flying rodents", "flying mice," or even mistaken for insects and birds, bats are not, in fact, rodents. There are three sub-orders of bats:

Megachiroptera (megabats)
Microchiroptera (microbats/echolocating bats)
Monothematic Delusion (Grown men who run around in giant bat suits)

Behavior:

Most bats are only active only at night. Studies have shown that bats make all kinds of sounds to communicate with others. Scientists in the field have listened to bats and have been able to identify some sounds with some behavior bats will make right after the sounds are made. Unfortunately there are certain types of bats who find it hard to communicate even though they are able to speak. Blame it on insecurity or lack of experience (Heh heh). It potentially results in loss of mating partners. The latter species tend to be self and self-centered, commonly referred as jerks-bats.

Predators:

Owls and eagles which hunt at night, are dangerous and the most common predator of bats. Unknown to most people, haughty little princess who spew fire from their mouth are known to torture grown bats to the point that they are extremely submissive. Unfortunately, that certain species of bats willing subject themselves to such punishment over and over again. Sadism, I know. We call those emobats. In fact, emobats are attracted to such punishment in the same obsessive way Michael Jackson is attracted to your 4 year old son. That should give you a rough estimate of the level of insanity that goes through their head.

Everything is true, I swear. Or maybe I should just stop doing my research when I am tired.

He sits at the edge, thinking if he should jump

Batman is emo.

Bat's resolve

I think I am great at this emotional masochism thing. By refusing myself any happiness.



What a sucky thing have competitive advantage in.

Female sense

It has been brought to my attention recently that all women seem to possess a something I dub as female-sense. Yes, they have the uncanny ability to sense whenever a guy is watching her or not. For the guys, I am sure when you do your people watching, sometimes, a girl might catch you looking at her, despite that you weren’t being so obvious (Or so you thought). Not that I look at women that often (I do), but sometimes, I kind of feel like some kind of pervert for just staring a girl.

Guys, just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, here’s where I hit you with shocker number 2. Their special ability to catch us staring, was just the most basic of their female sense. Apparently, there is a more advanced version of female sense, where they have the bloody ability to know if you are looking at their boots. When I heard this from the kamen-geek, I was in total denial, also at the same time thinking “oh crap” (Actually, it was more like, “Oh SHITTTTTTTTTT”)

As a guy, I am expected to be attracted to boots. Sometimes, when I meet someone new, I hold conversation with their boots instead of them. Now you know, why I tell people that I am bad with names and face, even those of pretty girls. That’s coz I wasn’t even looking at their faces in the first place. But gosh, I always thought I was pretty discreet, but heck, with their special ability, I might as well have a telling neon sign over my head. So much for the bright idea of looking through the corner of my eye.

Oh well, I guess it balances out in the end. You ladies have your female sense. Us guys have this thing call guy radar. I will let the ladies try to figure out this one themselves.

Facebook

Don't you just love wasting your life on this? I know I do.

Different folks, different styles

2 Batman pictures, one by me, one by hwang.
Doesn't take a genius to figure out who drew which one.

That day at AMK hub

It's my 100th post on this blog. I think I am supposed to celebrate or something.
Looking back one year, nothing has really changed.

However the main aim of this post is to "park" a space here, so that I wouldn't forget about the funniest shit I have ever heard in a long while....... if she lets me tell it. So, in the event she finally relents and lets me break the news to the whole world, I will be back to edit it.





It is so fun breaking people.

Protection

The post is password protected.
Please do a little dance before the computer to access it.







No really, I mean it.

Skin care tips!

Due to popular request, here I am sharing my secret skincare tips and tricks with my readers. For some unfathomable reasons, there are a truck load of women who thinks that I have great skin (Do note: they always say nice skin, but no one ever says nice face. Like what the..) The trick is a simple one.

Just use shampoo as your soap instead of your $39.90 shower spa thing that you imported from Japan/USA. It works, trust me.

The reason I started using shampoo as soap was mostly due to accident and my lack of ability to understand there is a difference between foam/shampoo/conditioner and the likes of them. Whatever my sisters buy, I will just use them. As far as I am concerned, as long as there are bubbles produced from the “soap”, you are clean. Bubbles = Clean, how hard is it to understand that? And I stuck to this simple formula for years without much problems (yet). I bet I have used conditioner, shampoo, mama lemon and similar products over the years and ended up with “respectable” skin that will put most makeup to shame. There was once I ended up smelling like a watermelon after my shower, due to some mix up and possibly chemical reaction from the unholy union of bar soap and shampoo. But hey, you got the end results you want. So yea! Don’t forget to thank me when your boyfriend or girlfriend compliments you next time. Buy me some mooncakes if you are feeling sincere.

I am kidding. I should be the last guy anyone would ask for skincare advice. My knowledge of shampoo can easily be summarized into 2 lines.

1. Head and Shoulders kill dandruff, and should be the only brand you will ever need.
2. They hurt like fuck when it gets into your eyes.

As requested

Someone's been complaining that I haven't updated for a while. So here you go, an awesome picture of Batman and Robin (Jason Todd) from the classic, A DEATH IN THE FAMILY.



I have got to do something about my obsession with Batman.

Remember..

Last week I promised an article on why I never apologize, offering an insight into the mind of a deranged genius.





Sorry ah, will get it out soon.

Smile

People tell me that I don’t smile enough.

Guilty as charged.

It’s true, unless you are a pretty lady or I happen to strike 4D on that day, or else you can pretty much give up hope on me smiling at you. If you are lucky, I might give you a sneer, but that’s as far as I go. But that’s when I am with friends. You guys never see me when I am alone. (If I am alone, then there will no one around to see me!? Duh! Note to self: Some logic please.)

Sometimes when I am downstairs buying dinner, I can’t help but snicker when I recall silly things that people have said or done in my presence. Then I will smile at no one in particular, or sometimes at the hawkers. No wonder the auntie at the tomyam stall always give me extra sotong. Must be my award winning smile. Which could potentially explains why her husband is in permanent bad mood.

Why the reluctance to smile? I have no idea, so I am just going to make up some explanations that hopefully will divert your attention long enough before you realize that I am not making sense, exactly the way this sentence has just did and if you are slow reader, that’s what it’s going to do. And do remember boys and girls, just because I made it up, doesn’t make it wrong.

Back to the real reason, it’s because it signifies a commitment to smile next time to the same person you smile at previously. Say, you smiled at some bugger today, if you meet her at school again the next day, what would you do? There are only two reasons for that, either she can’t get enough of you and is stalking you, or she just happens to be in the same school as you (DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?) Anyway, if you smiled yesterday and you didn’t today, prepared to get hit with a shitload of questions like “Are you feeling ok?”, “You angry/emo today huh?”or “Oei, you still owe me five bucks leh.”

Another reason is because…. I am going to end this suddenly because someone shot my muse. Yes, I do realize this doesn’t make any sense, but I am not in a good mood, I can say anything I want and just apologize later.

Oh, do look out next week for my article on why I never apologize.

You deserve a medal

Congrats. You managed to break me.

Chocolate Talk

Lewis and me were lamenting over the state of the world in recent times over a cup of hot chocolate at Starbucks. The hostage situation, and Korea’s dilemma, the political unrest and breakdown of subprime in the world’s most powerful nation, the upset of balance in the world’s religion and the consequences that we all have to bear.

And women.

No men’s talk is ever complete without women. Heck, I bet no one reading where wants to know our view on other topics except the last one. In fact, we never did talk about the other topics.

Thus we came to talk about our women related troubles. Who loves who and who doesn’t loves who. And we came to the conclusion that with woman, it would be much better if we live like cavemen. See a girl you like? Take a club, knock her out and take her home. Of course in this civilized world, one can no longer do that. Plus, what if you hit her too hard on the head? Who’s going to cook and clean the house if she becomes an idiot?

Here’s the kicker though. My good man here suggested that instead clubbing them over the head, there’s this wonderful substance call alcohol which although is slightly more expensive would have the intended effect as well as being legal (I think). No doubt an excellent idea, but I guess in the name of public safely, I have to warn the ladies about this bud of mine. So women, next time this buddy of mine offers you a drink, think twice.

There you go, proof that you don’t need alcohol to say amazingly stupid things. Now I just pray that I don’t get sued for being sexist.

What are the aims of playing Mahjong?

1. To win

Granted someone as poor as me would be quite inclined to play mahjong in a mad bid to enjoy and to earn some pocket change as well. And of course I love the thrill of winning other people’s money. Hey, I even consider making it my part time job. Inspired by some of my friends who win shit loads of money on a regular basis, I would most certainly like to do that. Pat claims that he didn’t had to draw money for one year from an ATM, because he wins so enough to cover his daily expenses. Some where like 1k per weekend. Pocket change my ass.

2. Socialize

It’s a 4 player game, and of course you will have to talk to people. Aside from the occasional “pong” and “hu”, most likely you will end up about talking about a lot of other things, like soccer, girls and stuff. You know, just talking and laughing with your friends.

Yup, basically it’s those 2 main things people like about mahjong.

Not me. I just have to be different. In fact, I had no idea that I had picked secret option number 3.

3. Lose shit load of money consistently

Been down on my luck recently and I think I would be able to afford a down payment for a car if I hadn’t lost that much. Granted, it’s would only be a Cherry QQ, but heck, it’s still a car. (You know what they say about QQs, If you take a stone to throw at the QQ, your loss is much greater than the car owner. Your loss being the stone. Seriously, try to file a police report that your QQ was stolen. I give you 20 bucks if the policeman doesn’t burst out laughing)

I always took any mj losses as recreational money. Most of the time, it’s cheaper than a meal outside or a movie for 2. But holy shit, this time it is becoming more and more disgusting. Now I know how Kee felt the other time, when Neo with his red underwear wiped him clean. Sounds damn wrong, but heck, I can’t be bothered to press backspace to change it. Now that I got the image of Kee being wiped by Neo’s red underwear burned into my head, I guess I will never look at him the same way again. Brrrr….

But hey, don’t get me wrong. I love the game and I love the company. All my buds that I played with recently, all of them are awfully nice. And I guess I must say that I adore the Fa Cai and the mj cake that that I got. I would post pictures, but seem to be possessed by sloth of the sins. Sucks to be you then.

Just wait, I will be back.

I might be bias,

But heck, this is the BEST muffin in the world!

Time is running out

I got no time to blog, so here's an awesome picture of Batman and Red Hood.

Men are from Mars

and women are from Venus. All these years, and now I have this perfect example which pretty much paints the picture quite nicely.






(Overheard) Guy to girl :
"I can't believe my ears! You DON"T want to watch Transformers!?"

Eurodance

Don't read too much into this.

Su Ann said

"Don't do stupid things, Bingxiang,"




"Leave it to me!"

With regards to women, I have tried

Being chivalrous
Being romantic
Being macho
Being incredibly cool and laid back
Being sensitive and attentive
Being a bastard
Stalking
Ignorance
Writing letters
Chatting online
Phone calls
E-mails
Talking openly and honestly
Lying
Dancing
Singing
Being who I am
Being the sort of person I hate
Romantic gestures
Fighting
Playing sports
Being nerdy
Being dim
Being intelligent
Arguing and being stubborn
Being weak and giving in
Letting the competition win
Meeting halfway
Pretended to be interested in the same things
Actually being interested in the same things
Begging
Being forceful
Being exactly who they want
Being exactly who they think they want

All of these things, though not all at the same time, obviously. With several women. I have still had no luck. I must be ugly. (B3ta)

And along came the spider

Thoughts during Spiderman 3 :


- Venom appears
"That's Venom?!"

- Peter tells Harry that he can't take both villains
"Batman could have beaten both Venom and Sandman. Blindfolded"

- Mary Jane feels emo and throws her temper
"Gwen Stacy is much better. And more generous with her cleavage too"

- First sandman fight
"Sandman needs to be nerfed."

- Spiderman lets Sandman goes.
" Uh, if you can't take him then say lah. Don't action leh."

- Peter unmasked several times in the movie
"And no one managed to catch a glimpse at the person behind the mask. Are the people of New York blind or something?"

- Peter hits MJ accidentally
"You had it coming, bitch"

-Any scene with Aunt May.
"What a bitch"





But overall, it was great. Despite the predictable ending, New Goblin rocks. Especially with the flight fight scenes.

Everybody needs some "alone time"

It's true. It's define as the time that you need to spend alone, with no one else but yourself for company. No matter what, just randomly surfing the net, taking the car out for a spin, having supper alone, grooving to loud music in the shower, walking at the park in the middle of the night, or even just running with the wind in your face, it's all alone time. At that point of time, no one is more important than yourself.

Been taking quite a bit of that time for myself lately. Escaping from almost everything except for the occasional work. Countless hours wasted with just staring at the ceiling of room. It's a sweet escape. Sometimes, you just need to disappear for hours to "get things done", so that you come back slightly more sane.






OMG, it's a serious post for once.

Yacht

Give me a call if you want to visit my new yacht. = )

Yawn

Has this happened to anyone else? Every time I get within 1 metre of my international economies textbook, I suddenly feel damn sleepy. One time I can discount it, but the fact that it happens with my FIIM notes, EAL books, means there is something very wrong.




If you take away "i,n,t,e,n,t,o,n,a,l,e,o,m,i" from international economics and add in "p,y",
you get the word conspiracy! freaky isn't it?
If you convert all the letters into their number counterparts, you get 223,(not really) which is the name of the movie. Again, freaky!?

BB

Bx begins.
to realize that mugging is useless and he should really be out partying.

Otaku

He wields his bankai, one eye goes SEED, the other with his geass on, while pushing his body to gear second, riding on the path of flames at the speed of light.





It's time to use all his ultimates.

Orange

Was that the best I could do? To offer an bloody orange?







So what if it dropped on the floor. Dang me.

I take back what I wrote yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkZ8ElZ4KM






Now the ladies know what guys do in the gents.

Toilet humour II

Again, a guy post. Ladies best skip this.

The best scene in the new Mr Bean the movie is when they were randomly calling people's cell phone in a mad attempt to reach the boy's father. And there was this guy who was urinating and got the call and hence placed the phone in between his shoulder and his head, a common technique that people would use when they need their hands to do other stuff. I am sure everyone else did that before too. In my younger days, I would do the same while on calls with friends and playing dota at the same time.

Friend : blah blah blah.
Me : *dota* uh.
Friend : blah blah.. Are you listening to me?
Me : *still dota-ing* Uhh... sure I am.
Friend: You never ever listen me!
Me : *Gets monster kills* Oh yes!

And the cycle continues.
But the funniest shit happen during that scene is when the guy drops his cellphone into the urinal. It's not so funny when I tell you now, but I almost pissed myself laughing during that scene. See, it never pays to talk when you are urinating.

On the subject on talking while urinating, I wonder, what the fuck is so important that you have to talk to me when we both are holding our own manhood releasing liquid waste. I mean, do you really have to talk about your bastard group mate, or your fantastic prof or that weird chick who keeps on giving you the eye? Like seriously, for the SMU people, we better teach our bloody students not to talk in the toilet in our Finishing Touch classes. At least, we ensure that we are really different.





I am sooo going to wear a T-shirt that says "Beware! Talk to him in the toilet and he sprays"

Two Words

HELL WEEK.





What? You expecting something more?

Murder he wrote

I am feeling murderous. There, I have said it. It's off my skinny chest.

You know in thriller shows or books, the murderer is always the quietest one that no one suspects? Or a co-worker in the office who goes totally buts and holds the office hostage is always the silent one that no one expects ? That's proof that it's always the quiet ones goes postal. On the other hand, the loud-mouthed people who declare their anger and threaten to kill are always the initial suspects, but in the end, are never the killers.

Now, I have declared it. So, when i really friggin go on a random murder spree in SMU, no one will suspect me.





Of course, when.....uhh...if I really do it, the people reading this will be the first to go. You people know too much.

Saw this a on friend's blog

"it's amazing how mad pple can suddenly turn normal. and then mad again."







The very logical reason for that kind of behavior is because...
they are mad lar. So simple.

God

I don't do this often, but...





Thank you, God.

MSN artist

A MSN drawing by hwang to encourage me on studies. Ah, yes, I think I am supposed to be the guy wearing specs. And that's a tonberry with the signboard.


Great drawing don't you think? Thanks man.

Banes

The three weakness of men revealed at long last.


1) Women
2) Money
3) Alcho......fuck it, Bubble tea owns this spot.





Guess who is on a milk tea rush today?

Life choice

It gets to the age whereby you start to think of the life that your path will lead you down to. You know what they say, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Cheesy? Yes. True. Yes too. Thus I urge everyone else to think about what they want to do in the future. For myself, I kinda have sort of know what I want to do when I get out of SMU. Uhh.. If you are still waiting for some kind of punchline, you ain't getting one.

Choice one : Grad from SMU, get a degree, slave away for a couple of years then finally get enough money to buy a friggin car (by buy I mean have enough for the down-payment). After that attempt to cheat/bluff my way into some unfortunate girl's pants then have 2.3 kids. (It's a average. There is no way you can actually have 0.3 kid) After that, grow old and pray that I don't get killed by my kids who very likely would want revenge on their abusive father.

Choice two : Go backpacking all around the work and taste the fruits of different countries (That was a NOT a pun), and generally be a wanderer. Sounds like those stories in books when one would make a living by either doing odd jobs or perform musical skills like singing while you whistle. Sounds really awesome except for the part when you remember that you would be living under a piece of cupboard, or if you are really lucky, the local jail.

Choice three : Go train the mountains under different martial art masters, and assassins like David Cain for a couple of years, return to Singapore when I am able to defeat my masters in one to one combat. After that, I would attempt to fight crime , but upon realizing that petty criminals would not fear me, I might considering adopt an symbol that would strike fear into the hearts of those evil-doers. For example, let's say a bat.




I am such a ripoff.

Emo special

Some days you get so emo that you desperately need some attention from your fellow emo so you opened your most used emo msn display and surf over to your emo blog and decided to do some emo blogging so that people know that you are emo even though there is nothing else that you would like to blog about except for how people made you emo today and totally spoiled your day, but seriously aside from that you have have nothing to blog about, but instead you refuse to stop and go to sleep, but that emo-ness keeps you so damn awake that even a hot bath can't make you fall asleep, and even if that works, the emo dreams that you would very likely have are sure to wake you in the middle of the night resulting in more emo dreams which I believe are caused by your thoughts throughout the day, but since all your thoughts before sleep are emo thoughts and thus it explains the emo dreams, the emo-ness would likely haunt you for the rest of the night and it is much better not to sleep but to blog your emo thoughts down so that you can get all that emo-ness out of your brain, but like all emos, you believe that the heart is the cause of all emo problems, but common sense do tell us that the heart is not primary used for thinking but the pumping of blood that keeps your emo body alive and kicking although this very likely will not convince the emo as most emos feel like they got issues from the heart and not the brain and if you don't get what I mean or disagree please don't be so emo and attempt to kill yourself which is a terribly emo thing to do as your death would make much more people emo and increase the supple of emos in this world by giving them an excuse to be emo, but it's not like they need any excuse to be emo as most are already emo in the first place and just need some emo things to kick start their emo-ness to become a full time emo.







Frankly, I'm surprised that you are still reading this.

Discovery

During the Lunar New Year, I realize i really really suck at ...... BJ. So don't ask me to.





Points if u get it!

Library Mania

When you see me staring dazed at the laptop or books, with earphones on in the school library, that is your cue not to disturb me. Most likely I will be in a middle of a mega-mix and it is taking 101% of my effort not to stand on the table and dance.





Disturb me at your peril !

A letter to the guys

Dear fellow guys,

Today we celebrate the festival most people know as the National Women-walk-around-in-town-with-flowers Day (NWD) in which women walk around in town with flowers. As I was around in Suntec, I was rather stunned (read: disgusted) to see women holding small cheap bouquets of flowers. The roses look like they are on the verge of death plus some of the wrapping look like they were done by convicts who are paid 30cent per hour for the job. If not for the fact I was with friends, (and their boyfriends are bigger sized than me) I would certainly have went up to them and pass them my name-card.

“Next year, please tell your guy not be such a cheap ass and get you from decent flowers instead.”

Sure, they tell you how delighted they are getting flowers from you AFTER both of you promised not spend money on this occasion supposedly created by businessmen. How thoughtful of you. But that sweetness kinda gets crushed when everyone else has a prettier bouquet than them. But not to worry, there is help.

There is a plan to make all of this right. Contact bx for your flora needs in the future. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Regards,
Bx


Yes, you willingly spent 5mins of your life reading a sales pitch (10mins if you are slow). Sucker.

Number one reason NOT to drink

According to Patrick Loh, youngsters our age shouldn't drink too much. Or else we might do wrong things. Of which, the following has dire consequences. He's afraid that, when we drink,....









we might say wrong things and hurt the feelings of our friends. For some reason, that i just had to resist laughing outloud at that line.

Vday is coming!

I am going to buy myself a knife.

You are a marketing major!

Stole this from someone else.

Pay attention during class.

Prof Augustine was saying there is a reason why our civil servants are highly paid, and Singaporeans need to stop whining about that. In many countries, one would often need to fork out a certain amount to members of the senate/government if they wish to do business in that area. But, Singapore by paying civil servants lots of money manage to prevent corruption in our politically stable goverment. Bravo to Singapore!







But, that's like saying that crimminals are just under-paid. If we pay our crimminals enough, in theory they wouldn't need to steal from others eh?

Yet another movie related post.

Snooping around the bargain bin a few weeks and chanced upon a gem. You know what they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure and indeed, I finally got lucky. (Not in that sense you bastards)

Behold, the 8th wonder of the world!

There it is, A Chinese Tall Story. A story so good that it almost had me in tears. Almost. I wouldn't be such an ass and spoil the story for you chaps, but anything that involves illogical plot/spiderman/aliens/romance/journey to the west combined in one huge visual fest can't be bad. And I have managed to purchase the DVD version at a steal of $10 bucks. (For those who have no concept of money, it equals to 5 packs of chicken rice). Woohoo. Granted when it first came out, it was only selling for $15.90 ( 8 packs of chicken rice), but my patience have enabled to save 3 packs of chicken rice! I think that calls for a celebration.

I remembered the time after I watch it, I was so damn impressed that i couldn't stop pimping it to my peers, and a couple of my peers were tricke...uh.. coaxed by me into watching it. Which might explain why they have stopped talking to me. Feel free to borrow the DVD from me. Hell, I even pay you to watch the show! It's that awesome.

Ai ni yi wan nian!

Top 5 lines you shouldn't say.

5. “Just be yourself”
How to score at a job interview? How to chat up someone of the opposite sex? How to get the professor to notice you in class? Chances if you had asked your friends this question, they might have told you to “just be yourself”. Of course common sense and logic tells you that people will like you for what you are, so no point faking it. The girl will like you for being you. Your boss will think that you are quick witted and creative and promote you. Or your professors might love you for being yourself, when other students are attempting to score brownie points.

Looks like logic just flew out of the window.

When people tell you this, you know who never to ask for advice when you have other issues in the future. “Oh dear, I seem to have cancer.” Cool, just be yourself. Being yourself isn't going to solve problems. In fact, if people hated you, it's most likely because you were “being yourself” in the first place.

4. “LOL”
LOL means laughing out loud in internet terms. It was supposed be mean that you are laughing in reply to what people are saying. But, nowadays people punctuate their instant messaging sentences with LOL, just to assure you how funny you are to make them laugh out loud in front of their laptops. (Even if it's in the middle of class) That's all right actually. I use it all the time too.

What irk me are people actually physically, in front-of-my-face, actually using their mouth to say the letters L, O and L. Yes, when by right, they should be busy laughing. IT DOESN”T MAKE SENSE! Once I overheard a guy saying that, and almost punched him, but was afraid that the society of retards and morons might sue, so I stopped myself in time. Luckily for me, or else I might be sentenced to jail for animal abuse. Or worse, fined.

3. “Let's just be friends.”
Do I really need to explain this?

2. “I hate techno”
Because one day, a crazy guy might just decide kidnap you and then tie you up and proceed...... to force you to listen to 3 hours straight of non-stop mega mix. But of course, that's just hypothetically speaking.

1. “Hu le.”
For those who don't understand hanyu pinyin, it means to win the mahjong game. Especially if I am the one throwing out the winning tile. No one except for me should even be allowed to say that. No one except for Angus that is, coz there is a 70% chance that he is anyhow pushing his tiles down either to make us laugh at him or just to give us money. My gut feeling tells me it's both of them.

Don't you hate it when you get freaking good tiles, and somehow lady luck just wants to play you out at the last minute? I am sure everyone has that kind of day, with the possible exception of Neo who has amazingly incredible devilish luck. Bet he wears 3 layers of red underwear, that bastard. Disclaimer, I am not a sore loser. But don't point fingers at me when the table gets flipped in your face.






I should really be mugging instead.

The last night in the cultural learning of the golden flower

Curse of the golden flower.
Cleavage, great visuals, cleavage, chow yun fatt, cleavage, lousy jay chou acting, cleavage, and basically screams to Hollywood, “Please let me be the next Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!” That pretty much sums up the whole movie. The first thing you notice about the show, (no prizes for guessing), is the sheer amount of cleavage that is present. I had never previously thought it is possible to get sick of seeing cleavage, but seems like they really up the bar on this one. After the first 10mins of the show where like 50 palace maids were eagerly thrusting their assets to the audience, I start to wonder if this movie should be played at Yangtze instead.
Chow is great as a bad guy in the show, and the best part is he wins in the end. And oh, the above is a spoiler. Don't read if you hadn't seen the show. Jay and Gongli had an army of golden armor soldiers, the 3rd prince had uhh… like 4 or 5 bodyguards, Chow has silver armor clad military and a friggin army of ninjas! How the hell do you escape an army of ruthless assassins? Ninjas are like.... Ninjas! You just can't fight them. The plot isn't that fantastic, the music isn't that nice, basically, it all boils down to the scene where 50 odds ninjas assaulted helpless victims with blood gushing like there is free flow of house pour.

Borat : Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
It's an extremely offensive show that degrades women, religion and stupid Americans. Please go and catch it. It's that good. The scene of the bear roaring out of the ice cream at unsuspecting children is the priceless. Ko and me were still laughing over that after the end of the show. Although I do suspect that is the only part that she liked about the movie.

Deathnote: The last name
I must say the ending really surprised me (to a certain extent), and overall the flow is great. If one pokes hard enough, sure, you can find some plot holes in the movie, but who cares when this finally brings the deathnote chapter to a close. Rumors are that there would be a prequel of saying how L became such a great detective. Given the success of this series, it quite a high chance that we would be seeing this in the near future.
On a side-note, Misa is kind of abnormal as the girl infatuated with Kira. I mean she is so damn obsessed that I got abit freak out as well. This would be the kind of girlfriend whom if you breakup with, will very likely murder your whole family before killing both you and her.

A Night In The Museum
Nothing fantastic again, but is good for a good laugh or two. I think.
Maybe I have already graduated from mainstream humor to hardcore slapstick humor. Seems like unless there is something extremely lame and crazy, I wouldn't even attempt a smile. But don't get me wrong, it's still a good funny show, but nothing that you hadn't seen before.





Stupid movies wasted so much of my money.