Female sense

It has been brought to my attention recently that all women seem to possess a something I dub as female-sense. Yes, they have the uncanny ability to sense whenever a guy is watching her or not. For the guys, I am sure when you do your people watching, sometimes, a girl might catch you looking at her, despite that you weren’t being so obvious (Or so you thought). Not that I look at women that often (I do), but sometimes, I kind of feel like some kind of pervert for just staring a girl.

Guys, just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, here’s where I hit you with shocker number 2. Their special ability to catch us staring, was just the most basic of their female sense. Apparently, there is a more advanced version of female sense, where they have the bloody ability to know if you are looking at their boots. When I heard this from the kamen-geek, I was in total denial, also at the same time thinking “oh crap” (Actually, it was more like, “Oh SHITTTTTTTTTT”)

As a guy, I am expected to be attracted to boots. Sometimes, when I meet someone new, I hold conversation with their boots instead of them. Now you know, why I tell people that I am bad with names and face, even those of pretty girls. That’s coz I wasn’t even looking at their faces in the first place. But gosh, I always thought I was pretty discreet, but heck, with their special ability, I might as well have a telling neon sign over my head. So much for the bright idea of looking through the corner of my eye.

Oh well, I guess it balances out in the end. You ladies have your female sense. Us guys have this thing call guy radar. I will let the ladies try to figure out this one themselves.