Curse of the golden flower.
Cleavage, great visuals, cleavage, chow yun fatt, cleavage, lousy jay chou acting, cleavage, and basically screams to Hollywood, “Please let me be the next Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!” That pretty much sums up the whole movie. The first thing you notice about the show, (no prizes for guessing), is the sheer amount of cleavage that is present. I had never previously thought it is possible to get sick of seeing cleavage, but seems like they really up the bar on this one. After the first 10mins of the show where like 50 palace maids were eagerly thrusting their assets to the audience, I start to wonder if this movie should be played at Yangtze instead.
Chow is great as a bad guy in the show, and the best part is he wins in the end. And oh, the above is a spoiler. Don't read if you hadn't seen the show. Jay and Gongli had an army of golden armor soldiers, the 3rd prince had uhh… like 4 or 5 bodyguards, Chow has silver armor clad military and a friggin army of ninjas! How the hell do you escape an army of ruthless assassins? Ninjas are like.... Ninjas! You just can't fight them. The plot isn't that fantastic, the music isn't that nice, basically, it all boils down to the scene where 50 odds ninjas assaulted helpless victims with blood gushing like there is free flow of house pour.
Borat : Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
It's an extremely offensive show that degrades women, religion and stupid Americans. Please go and catch it. It's that good. The scene of the bear roaring out of the ice cream at unsuspecting children is the priceless. Ko and me were still laughing over that after the end of the show. Although I do suspect that is the only part that she liked about the movie.
Deathnote: The last name
I must say the ending really surprised me (to a certain extent), and overall the flow is great. If one pokes hard enough, sure, you can find some plot holes in the movie, but who cares when this finally brings the deathnote chapter to a close. Rumors are that there would be a prequel of saying how L became such a great detective. Given the success of this series, it quite a high chance that we would be seeing this in the near future.
On a side-note, Misa is kind of abnormal as the girl infatuated with Kira. I mean she is so damn obsessed that I got abit freak out as well. This would be the kind of girlfriend whom if you breakup with, will very likely murder your whole family before killing both you and her.
A Night In The Museum
Nothing fantastic again, but is good for a good laugh or two. I think.
Maybe I have already graduated from mainstream humor to hardcore slapstick humor. Seems like unless there is something extremely lame and crazy, I wouldn't even attempt a smile. But don't get me wrong, it's still a good funny show, but nothing that you hadn't seen before.
Stupid movies wasted so much of my money.
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