Again, a guy post. Ladies best skip this.
The best scene in the new Mr Bean the movie is when they were randomly calling people's cell phone in a mad attempt to reach the boy's father. And there was this guy who was urinating and got the call and hence placed the phone in between his shoulder and his head, a common technique that people would use when they need their hands to do other stuff. I am sure everyone else did that before too. In my younger days, I would do the same while on calls with friends and playing dota at the same time.
Friend : blah blah blah.
Me : *dota* uh.
Friend : blah blah.. Are you listening to me?
Me : *still dota-ing* Uhh... sure I am.
Friend: You never ever listen me!
Me : *Gets monster kills* Oh yes!
And the cycle continues.
But the funniest shit happen during that scene is when the guy drops his cellphone into the urinal. It's not so funny when I tell you now, but I almost pissed myself laughing during that scene. See, it never pays to talk when you are urinating.
On the subject on talking while urinating, I wonder, what the fuck is so important that you have to talk to me when we both are holding our own manhood releasing liquid waste. I mean, do you really have to talk about your bastard group mate, or your fantastic prof or that weird chick who keeps on giving you the eye? Like seriously, for the SMU people, we better teach our bloody students not to talk in the toilet in our Finishing Touch classes. At least, we ensure that we are really different.
I am sooo going to wear a T-shirt that says "Beware! Talk to him in the toilet and he sprays"
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