Bubble Tea

For a very long time, advocates and cynics had been at each other's throat, each trying to prove or disprove the existence of God. The latter, they are fools; of course there is a god! Bubble tea is the goddamn proof that a higher power exist. How else can such a perfect liquid ever come into existence?

Bubble tea can be used in almost all situations!
Feeling happy? How about some bubble tea to suit the occasion!?
Feeling sad? Cheer yourself up with some bubble tea!
Feeling stress from school or work? Nothing like bubble tea to lift your spirits!
Feeling emo? Go jump down a building.

It's kind of like taking excessive pot; except that it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg. In fact, I strongly recommend it to be legalized as a medical "drug", for use in hospitals and clinics.

Doctor : “Ok, here the bad news, you have 3 weeks left to live.”
Patient : “Oh my god!” *sobs*
Doctor : “It's all right. Here, have some bubble tea!”
Patient : *drinks* “Now I can die happy!!”







Now they just need alcohol in bubble tea to make it even better.
"Auntie, one volka milk tea with pearls. Extra pearls hor!"