Cry me a river

Yet another guy post, ladies can skip this entirely.

So at 5am in the morning, I was still on the phone with a friend talking about the topic “crying”. And yes, it's insane. She was telling me how her (soon to be ex) boyfriend is the crying sort. And how he would cry and cry and cry.
That's how fucked right? Unless you cut off your little pee wee or PMS every other day (Don't let that once per month thing fool you, that lovable girl you are eyeing can turn into a bitch any moment), you have NO fucking right to cry.
Many years ago, guys don't cry. Because it is expected of men. Conformity, that’s hardly a good reason, but that works I guess. Nowadays, guys still don’t cry. Oh wait, I know some of people are going to say that’s not true! Sensitive new age guys are acceptable in today societies as well, and women love their men to in touch with their emotions. So guys can cry too. And extra points if you do it in public!

Just for the record, SNAGS not equal to gays. I have gay friends who happen to be more manly than a lot of guys I know, but the main point is, there is nothing wrong with gays. In fact, I respect those who come out of the closet and defy social norms. On a sidenote, Esmond, We are all still waiting for you to come out. Everyone still loves you, gay or not.

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Cream to make your ass shine = $20
Getting a new top at NewUrbanMale = $50
Self proclaim men who cry every now and then = scum of the universe.

Yes, it's that bad. Are you a scum of the universe? And incase you are wondering, I don't cry. Ever.

When babies are born, usually they come out crying right? Only 2 types of babies don't cry, the dead type and the Chuck Norris type. Chuck Norris for the clueless is the man. Yes, he is THE MAN. A little known fact is that his tears can cure cancer. But why the hell are our scientists spending millions on finding a cure for cancer when such a feasible solution seems so close. Hold that thought. Too bad Chuck Norris never cried.






Just like me.