Was that the best I could do? To offer an bloody orange?
So what if it dropped on the floor. Dang me.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Toilet humour II
Again, a guy post. Ladies best skip this.
The best scene in the new Mr Bean the movie is when they were randomly calling people's cell phone in a mad attempt to reach the boy's father. And there was this guy who was urinating and got the call and hence placed the phone in between his shoulder and his head, a common technique that people would use when they need their hands to do other stuff. I am sure everyone else did that before too. In my younger days, I would do the same while on calls with friends and playing dota at the same time.
Friend : blah blah blah.
Me : *dota* uh.
Friend : blah blah.. Are you listening to me?
Me : *still dota-ing* Uhh... sure I am.
Friend: You never ever listen me!
Me : *Gets monster kills* Oh yes!
And the cycle continues.
But the funniest shit happen during that scene is when the guy drops his cellphone into the urinal. It's not so funny when I tell you now, but I almost pissed myself laughing during that scene. See, it never pays to talk when you are urinating.
On the subject on talking while urinating, I wonder, what the fuck is so important that you have to talk to me when we both are holding our own manhood releasing liquid waste. I mean, do you really have to talk about your bastard group mate, or your fantastic prof or that weird chick who keeps on giving you the eye? Like seriously, for the SMU people, we better teach our bloody students not to talk in the toilet in our Finishing Touch classes. At least, we ensure that we are really different.
I am sooo going to wear a T-shirt that says "Beware! Talk to him in the toilet and he sprays"
The best scene in the new Mr Bean the movie is when they were randomly calling people's cell phone in a mad attempt to reach the boy's father. And there was this guy who was urinating and got the call and hence placed the phone in between his shoulder and his head, a common technique that people would use when they need their hands to do other stuff. I am sure everyone else did that before too. In my younger days, I would do the same while on calls with friends and playing dota at the same time.
Friend : blah blah blah.
Me : *dota* uh.
Friend : blah blah.. Are you listening to me?
Me : *still dota-ing* Uhh... sure I am.
Friend: You never ever listen me!
Me : *Gets monster kills* Oh yes!
And the cycle continues.
But the funniest shit happen during that scene is when the guy drops his cellphone into the urinal. It's not so funny when I tell you now, but I almost pissed myself laughing during that scene. See, it never pays to talk when you are urinating.
On the subject on talking while urinating, I wonder, what the fuck is so important that you have to talk to me when we both are holding our own manhood releasing liquid waste. I mean, do you really have to talk about your bastard group mate, or your fantastic prof or that weird chick who keeps on giving you the eye? Like seriously, for the SMU people, we better teach our bloody students not to talk in the toilet in our Finishing Touch classes. At least, we ensure that we are really different.
I am sooo going to wear a T-shirt that says "Beware! Talk to him in the toilet and he sprays"
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Murder he wrote
I am feeling murderous. There, I have said it. It's off my skinny chest.
You know in thriller shows or books, the murderer is always the quietest one that no one suspects? Or a co-worker in the office who goes totally buts and holds the office hostage is always the silent one that no one expects ? That's proof that it's always the quiet ones goes postal. On the other hand, the loud-mouthed people who declare their anger and threaten to kill are always the initial suspects, but in the end, are never the killers.
Now, I have declared it. So, when i really friggin go on a random murder spree in SMU, no one will suspect me.
Of course, when.....uhh...if I really do it, the people reading this will be the first to go. You people know too much.
You know in thriller shows or books, the murderer is always the quietest one that no one suspects? Or a co-worker in the office who goes totally buts and holds the office hostage is always the silent one that no one expects ? That's proof that it's always the quiet ones goes postal. On the other hand, the loud-mouthed people who declare their anger and threaten to kill are always the initial suspects, but in the end, are never the killers.
Now, I have declared it. So, when i really friggin go on a random murder spree in SMU, no one will suspect me.
Of course, when.....uhh...if I really do it, the people reading this will be the first to go. You people know too much.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Saw this a on friend's blog
"it's amazing how mad pple can suddenly turn normal. and then mad again."
The very logical reason for that kind of behavior is because...
they are mad lar. So simple.
The very logical reason for that kind of behavior is because...
they are mad lar. So simple.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
MSN artist
A MSN drawing by hwang to encourage me on studies. Ah, yes, I think I am supposed to be the guy wearing specs. And that's a tonberry with the signboard.
Great drawing don't you think? Thanks man.
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