Thursday, February 22, 2007

Emo special

Some days you get so emo that you desperately need some attention from your fellow emo so you opened your most used emo msn display and surf over to your emo blog and decided to do some emo blogging so that people know that you are emo even though there is nothing else that you would like to blog about except for how people made you emo today and totally spoiled your day, but seriously aside from that you have have nothing to blog about, but instead you refuse to stop and go to sleep, but that emo-ness keeps you so damn awake that even a hot bath can't make you fall asleep, and even if that works, the emo dreams that you would very likely have are sure to wake you in the middle of the night resulting in more emo dreams which I believe are caused by your thoughts throughout the day, but since all your thoughts before sleep are emo thoughts and thus it explains the emo dreams, the emo-ness would likely haunt you for the rest of the night and it is much better not to sleep but to blog your emo thoughts down so that you can get all that emo-ness out of your brain, but like all emos, you believe that the heart is the cause of all emo problems, but common sense do tell us that the heart is not primary used for thinking but the pumping of blood that keeps your emo body alive and kicking although this very likely will not convince the emo as most emos feel like they got issues from the heart and not the brain and if you don't get what I mean or disagree please don't be so emo and attempt to kill yourself which is a terribly emo thing to do as your death would make much more people emo and increase the supple of emos in this world by giving them an excuse to be emo, but it's not like they need any excuse to be emo as most are already emo in the first place and just need some emo things to kick start their emo-ness to become a full time emo.







Frankly, I'm surprised that you are still reading this.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

was there even a full stop in that whole paragraph?

did comms101 teach u to write in short, conclusive sentences? :p


Emo is good!

;)

Points if u guess who this is!! :D

ah bing said...

I am breaking world record for most numbers of the word "emo" in a single sentence.

As for who you are,
My guess is that you are likely from SMU, female (or Lewis) and should really be mugging instead of reading blogs. Pretty close eh?