Bubble Tea

For a very long time, advocates and cynics had been at each other's throat, each trying to prove or disprove the existence of God. The latter, they are fools; of course there is a god! Bubble tea is the goddamn proof that a higher power exist. How else can such a perfect liquid ever come into existence?

Bubble tea can be used in almost all situations!
Feeling happy? How about some bubble tea to suit the occasion!?
Feeling sad? Cheer yourself up with some bubble tea!
Feeling stress from school or work? Nothing like bubble tea to lift your spirits!
Feeling emo? Go jump down a building.

It's kind of like taking excessive pot; except that it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg. In fact, I strongly recommend it to be legalized as a medical "drug", for use in hospitals and clinics.

Doctor : “Ok, here the bad news, you have 3 weeks left to live.”
Patient : “Oh my god!” *sobs*
Doctor : “It's all right. Here, have some bubble tea!”
Patient : *drinks* “Now I can die happy!!”







Now they just need alcohol in bubble tea to make it even better.
"Auntie, one volka milk tea with pearls. Extra pearls hor!"

Card

Zhiying made this card for me last time i saw her. Goodness, that girl was painting and cutting out pieces of white drawing paper so that she could make cards for her friends. When everyone else was mugging in the library.




Thanks alot. I will try not to lose it.

GST to be raised to 7%: PM Lee

Taken from http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/241058/1/.html

SINGAPORE: The Goods and Services Tax will be increased to 7 percent, up from 5 percent presently.

This was announced by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong in Parliament on Monday.

Mr Lee said the hike is necessary to finance the enhanced social safety nets, which are needed to help the lower income group.







I LOL-ed at that last statement.

Relax, we still got 2 more weeks.

Been quite sometime since I last updated this place with a lengthy post.
I blame school, projects, reports and presentations. It's really an overload. How can anyone survive in this kind of surrounding where there are muggers everywhere you go!? Where the school library is open for 24hours!? Where people left and right are saying that they have not yet studied, but later spot them whacking past year papers? Because of them, I can't afford to waste time blogging and writing silly post for your amusement! I must be going now!








Time to get back to playing Final Fantasty 12. Oh yea, 10 hours in already!

The shortest fairy tale ever

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him. She said, "No!"

So, the guy live happily ever after, farting whenever he want, smoking, drinking, dominating the remote control and letting the sink choke up with litter.

The end.





Thoughts?