Toilet Humor

You have been warned.

This one is for the guys. I am sure the guys would know what is it like to pee standing up in a urinal. What happens when u feel something in your throat and you desperately need to cough it out, but suddenly that 5th bottle of beer really gotten to you and you can't move 2 steps away from the urinal without spraying the bugger next to you? Your only choice are to swallow (hmm..) or to actually spit it out. Into the urinal. Which you are peeing in. Sounds normal enough isn't it?

Ever wonder what happens if you miss that spit? And no, I don't mean that it hit the floor. Hell, you bastards don't even care if you pee on the floor, what will stop you asses from spitting on it? I don't mean your shorts or pants either. YES, I am talking about your little brother (read: that funny piece of thing hanging in front of you.). Half of you people reading this don't have dicks. It's ok, you can stop reading this now. The other half reading this has penises and 8 out of 10 of you peeps imagine that you have a monster-super-size-me. The two who aren't the delusional type, must either be thinking "That could never happen to me" and go sit a corner and cry, or thinking "Holy shit! How did he know that happens to me often? That bastard must have been peeping at me in the toilet!"

First I must say I don't face that problem as I am the dude with the short willy. Look under short in the dictionary, my name is given there as an example. Ladies are welcome to take a look. (Heh heh, reverse psychology gets them everytime..) But mostly I wonder if it ever happened to anyone who is slightly more blessed in the nether regions.

I should really stop looking at other people while in the toilet .