SLBs.....with friends!

Looking good as ever, presenting Mr KK.
Do note the cheesy smile that the guy in brown is giving. The sugar in the tua huay must be getting to him.


















Realized it's not so nice to forget about kee and poh. So here's a shot of chaokeng kee enjoying his tau huay. (Notice that he has his mouth full. That glutton!)
That blurry piece of shit behind him is none other than pohthenoob.






Welcome to the club!

Sad Lonely Bastards

Sorry kee, poh and kk. This club is exculsive.

Toilet Humor

You have been warned.

This one is for the guys. I am sure the guys would know what is it like to pee standing up in a urinal. What happens when u feel something in your throat and you desperately need to cough it out, but suddenly that 5th bottle of beer really gotten to you and you can't move 2 steps away from the urinal without spraying the bugger next to you? Your only choice are to swallow (hmm..) or to actually spit it out. Into the urinal. Which you are peeing in. Sounds normal enough isn't it?

Ever wonder what happens if you miss that spit? And no, I don't mean that it hit the floor. Hell, you bastards don't even care if you pee on the floor, what will stop you asses from spitting on it? I don't mean your shorts or pants either. YES, I am talking about your little brother (read: that funny piece of thing hanging in front of you.). Half of you people reading this don't have dicks. It's ok, you can stop reading this now. The other half reading this has penises and 8 out of 10 of you peeps imagine that you have a monster-super-size-me. The two who aren't the delusional type, must either be thinking "That could never happen to me" and go sit a corner and cry, or thinking "Holy shit! How did he know that happens to me often? That bastard must have been peeping at me in the toilet!"

First I must say I don't face that problem as I am the dude with the short willy. Look under short in the dictionary, my name is given there as an example. Ladies are welcome to take a look. (Heh heh, reverse psychology gets them everytime..) But mostly I wonder if it ever happened to anyone who is slightly more blessed in the nether regions.

I should really stop looking at other people while in the toilet .

Betterman

The betterman campagin has offically kick started.

From today onwards, bx will aim not only to be a better person, but a betterman. What are the differences between this two u ask? Well, a better person might not have all the qualities of a betterman. There are certain things expected of a betterman that a better person would not have to do. I would give you an example, but I can't really tell the difference myself.

Ok, I admit, it was coz robbie williams sang that stupid song "Better Man", and no one ever sang a song called "Better person". That shall thus be the theme song for this campagin. (Surprise, it's not a techno song) And oh, thanks alot weini for getting me that song!

Why the hell is there an urge to be a betterman?
Is it because of a chick?
Or is it coz of divine signs that tell me I will go to 9th circle of hell if I dun start redeeming myself?
Or is it simply coz bx accidently knocked his head on wall this morning when he got out of bed and suddenly decided to become a better person.


The most logical answer would be.... Aliens took him and left a twisted clone version of him.

But that's wrong as well. I blame it on "Leadership and practices" taught by Prof Graham Brown. Sure, he's a slacker. And he's pretty amusing, till the extend that I didn't expect much out of his lessons. But the tasks that he set us out to do including getting postive feedback from people. And boy, it is really an eye opener for me. The postive feedback that came in really gives a different kind of high. That is what really spurs me on to try to be a betterman.






Ok, actually it is that and the "I-DON'T-WANT-TO-GO-TO-HELL!!!" part which convinced me.

I will..

1. Become a better person.
2. Clear my backlog of homework.
3. Take over the world.




You guys better hope that I will do number 1 before number 3 happens.

One for the excel junkies

=IF(prof calls bx's name wrongly=true,"instant laughing stock","does not die in shame")

Those in my CAT class will understand. Non-SMU peers wouldn't get it unless you know MS Excel.

Need extreme makeover

Just to make a disclaimer, I don't hate chi--na students. I really don't.

But it does seems like what I really really really look like an ah tiong. Everyone says so. But yet I refuse to believe it. Living in denial? Well, not anymore after recent events. Week 4 of school is when everyone is supposed to have finished forming their project groups for whatever course that they are taking, and then the leftovers are then desperately looking around for groups to join. To cut the long story short, basically the foreign students got the raw end of the deal simply ‘cause the locals will stick to themselves, and the foreign students gather together most of the time. What happens when you have a few extra foreign students? Well, it means that by week 4 they are pretty desperate for a group. What amazes me is that out of so many people in the entire frigging class, they would often approach me.

Case in point, Finance class. Distance from door to seat, 6 metres. Get stopped to asked if I have a group already………. TWICE. How do one get asked the same question within walking distance of 6 metres. Damnit, I really look chi-naified. There was once even more power packed. A random girl just came up to me in the middle of kopitiam and asked if I am looking for members for MPW group. Trying to be as nice as possible, I kindly rejected her. Not that I have a bais against foreign students. In fact, I am able to work well with a couple of them last time. However….. it just so happens that I am not looking for group members for MPW. What the hell, I am not even taking MPW class this sem! I believe she mistook me for one of her classmates.






Leaves me wondering if there is a Bx-lookalike ah tiong lurking around in school.

Need help

www.helpbx.blogspot.com

I am not shifting, just another page i need you guys to go to.

EDIT (5/10/07) :
Contents of the link are below.

Hello friends.

If you are reading this, chances are.. you know this kickass person call Bingxiang, more commonly known at 阿 bing to his friends. To cut short the crap, I admit that I need your help. WHAT? Yes, indeed. The arrogant ah bing is actually asking for YOUR help? It must be your birthday.
Here's what's happening. I am taking this leadership course and I have to write this paper due in a 2 weeks time, which accounts for 45% percentage of my grade for this course. Holy cows! And here is where you come in. I need to gather feedback about me. It's always about me isn't it?
Anyway, I need to know what you guys think about me. This will require you to think about your interactions with me and to identify those incidents / behaviours where I was at my very best in your eyes. In writing, please provide examples so I can understand the situation and characteristics that you are describing.

For example, you thought of a time that:
we all had a lot of projects due and you did not complete my part of the assignment and was going to make an excuse but bx had done his part, even though everyone had the same amount of other work. This was important because it made you realize that we all had to do our part, even though we had a lot of other assignments.

Or, in our army days, there was sai kang to be done after outfield, then BX volunteered to do most of the work so that everyone can go back and rest, even though he himself was damn shagged too.

It can happen in daily life too. For example, everyone went out. This crazy bitch wants to eat crystal jade. This other mad girl wants to eat ding tai feng. Bx being a good leader punched both them and treated everyone to hawker food.

Those are merely examples, I am sure there are other situations in which I did some good. I can't be all bad, can't I? Most importantly, I need postive feedback. Incase you didn't catch it the first time, POSTIVE feedback, ladies and gentlemen. If you got more than one, please feel free to share with me!

Maybe you are laughing. Who the hell asks for postive feedback about himself? But this is extremely important to me, not only to this course, it is also a chance for me to learn more about myself. Please send your feedback to my school email, or xxx@yahoo.com by 20th sept.

Thanks, I appreciate you taking time to do this for me. In return, when I take over the world, I will make sure I eat you last.