Words of wisdom

Esmond: "If you know how to cook, and how to sing, that's half the battle won."






Awww...Fucked. That's what I had been doing wrong for all these time.

Anyway, on the topic on knowing how to sing, I realize I can't sing for nuts after the numerous KTV sessions I went recently. Really can't sing even if my life depended on it. It's so bad that I am sure that the Devil will recruit me for my singing “talents" once he runs out of ideas for torturing sinful souls.

And speaking of hell, after running with Es yesterday, there was this nice lady who came over and preached about Christianity when we were cooling down and chatting. Before we go further, I would like to make it clear that I didn't punch her straight in the face, because I know most of my peers would have assumed I done that. Amazingly, I tried to listen to what she was saying. As in what she is REALLY saying, instead of pretending to understand and hoping that she would just shove off. And simply because I didn't do my “Sorry-to-be-wasting-your-time-but-I-am-a- Satanist" routine, she went on and on and on and on and on. Good thing I didn’t hold my breath waiting for her to finish.

I mean it’s nice and all that you think about others and I must admit I quite respect her zeal, BUT (there's always a "but" isn't it?) just because I tolerated it, doesn't mean I am going to embrace it anytime soon. It's quite touching she cared about total strangers (She wanted our names so that she could pray for us, how cool is that?). Thank you for trying anyway. No hard feelings, it's just that I have my own personal beliefs too!





Esmond dubs it "Assholelism". I like the sound of that.