put on a smile on your face...make the world a better place!

I concur
=)

Too cute

Love

You are my 1 and only,
2 of us are so perfect for each other.
3 simple words, I love you,
Our love last 4ever.
We will have 5 kids,
by having lots of 6 in the future!
I am like 7-11, always open for you.
And I would never ting you in mahjong, so that you would always 8!
My love for you is Chang chang 99,
10 ways are not enough for me to say I love you.

Job Hunter

I guess I am not the only one.
But still, not having a stable job is really hurts. I know a million people are out there, in the same position as me, but in this case, misery does not love company.



Sounds depressing now, but I think I will pick myself up and walk on.
The future is waiting. Our future.



On a totally different note:
Battle for the cowl!

2009

Wanted to pop in and write something as there are a million and one things i want to write before I forget.

But I guess everyone knows by now, that this is the single most important thing that has happened during my period of leave from this blog.






Another time then. Cheers.

Aaron Lee Smith said,

"You only sleep when you die."






I'll remember that

Time to grow up.

Overlord

Ever had one of those days when you feel like punching and kicking the shit out of every single person in the world?

I confess. I have.








everyday.

Power of the Internet

http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/
Pretty sweet.








If you discount the fact that he could have walked up to her directly and asked for her number that time, instead of pulling a stunt like this.

Hong kong mickey mouse!

The msn artist strikes again.

2/11/07

I am paranoid.





Maybe.

BATS

Classification:

Bats are mammals. Though sometimes called "flying rodents", "flying mice," or even mistaken for insects and birds, bats are not, in fact, rodents. There are three sub-orders of bats:

Megachiroptera (megabats)
Microchiroptera (microbats/echolocating bats)
Monothematic Delusion (Grown men who run around in giant bat suits)

Behavior:

Most bats are only active only at night. Studies have shown that bats make all kinds of sounds to communicate with others. Scientists in the field have listened to bats and have been able to identify some sounds with some behavior bats will make right after the sounds are made. Unfortunately there are certain types of bats who find it hard to communicate even though they are able to speak. Blame it on insecurity or lack of experience (Heh heh). It potentially results in loss of mating partners. The latter species tend to be self and self-centered, commonly referred as jerks-bats.

Predators:

Owls and eagles which hunt at night, are dangerous and the most common predator of bats. Unknown to most people, haughty little princess who spew fire from their mouth are known to torture grown bats to the point that they are extremely submissive. Unfortunately, that certain species of bats willing subject themselves to such punishment over and over again. Sadism, I know. We call those emobats. In fact, emobats are attracted to such punishment in the same obsessive way Michael Jackson is attracted to your 4 year old son. That should give you a rough estimate of the level of insanity that goes through their head.

Everything is true, I swear. Or maybe I should just stop doing my research when I am tired.

He sits at the edge, thinking if he should jump

Batman is emo.

Bat's resolve

I think I am great at this emotional masochism thing. By refusing myself any happiness.



What a sucky thing have competitive advantage in.

Female sense

It has been brought to my attention recently that all women seem to possess a something I dub as female-sense. Yes, they have the uncanny ability to sense whenever a guy is watching her or not. For the guys, I am sure when you do your people watching, sometimes, a girl might catch you looking at her, despite that you weren’t being so obvious (Or so you thought). Not that I look at women that often (I do), but sometimes, I kind of feel like some kind of pervert for just staring a girl.

Guys, just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, here’s where I hit you with shocker number 2. Their special ability to catch us staring, was just the most basic of their female sense. Apparently, there is a more advanced version of female sense, where they have the bloody ability to know if you are looking at their boots. When I heard this from the kamen-geek, I was in total denial, also at the same time thinking “oh crap” (Actually, it was more like, “Oh SHITTTTTTTTTT”)

As a guy, I am expected to be attracted to boots. Sometimes, when I meet someone new, I hold conversation with their boots instead of them. Now you know, why I tell people that I am bad with names and face, even those of pretty girls. That’s coz I wasn’t even looking at their faces in the first place. But gosh, I always thought I was pretty discreet, but heck, with their special ability, I might as well have a telling neon sign over my head. So much for the bright idea of looking through the corner of my eye.

Oh well, I guess it balances out in the end. You ladies have your female sense. Us guys have this thing call guy radar. I will let the ladies try to figure out this one themselves.

Facebook

Don't you just love wasting your life on this? I know I do.

Different folks, different styles

2 Batman pictures, one by me, one by hwang.
Doesn't take a genius to figure out who drew which one.

That day at AMK hub

It's my 100th post on this blog. I think I am supposed to celebrate or something.
Looking back one year, nothing has really changed.

However the main aim of this post is to "park" a space here, so that I wouldn't forget about the funniest shit I have ever heard in a long while....... if she lets me tell it. So, in the event she finally relents and lets me break the news to the whole world, I will be back to edit it.





It is so fun breaking people.

Protection

The post is password protected.
Please do a little dance before the computer to access it.







No really, I mean it.

Skin care tips!

Due to popular request, here I am sharing my secret skincare tips and tricks with my readers. For some unfathomable reasons, there are a truck load of women who thinks that I have great skin (Do note: they always say nice skin, but no one ever says nice face. Like what the..) The trick is a simple one.

Just use shampoo as your soap instead of your $39.90 shower spa thing that you imported from Japan/USA. It works, trust me.

The reason I started using shampoo as soap was mostly due to accident and my lack of ability to understand there is a difference between foam/shampoo/conditioner and the likes of them. Whatever my sisters buy, I will just use them. As far as I am concerned, as long as there are bubbles produced from the “soap”, you are clean. Bubbles = Clean, how hard is it to understand that? And I stuck to this simple formula for years without much problems (yet). I bet I have used conditioner, shampoo, mama lemon and similar products over the years and ended up with “respectable” skin that will put most makeup to shame. There was once I ended up smelling like a watermelon after my shower, due to some mix up and possibly chemical reaction from the unholy union of bar soap and shampoo. But hey, you got the end results you want. So yea! Don’t forget to thank me when your boyfriend or girlfriend compliments you next time. Buy me some mooncakes if you are feeling sincere.

I am kidding. I should be the last guy anyone would ask for skincare advice. My knowledge of shampoo can easily be summarized into 2 lines.

1. Head and Shoulders kill dandruff, and should be the only brand you will ever need.
2. They hurt like fuck when it gets into your eyes.