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Don't read too much into this.

Su Ann said

"Don't do stupid things, Bingxiang,"




"Leave it to me!"

With regards to women, I have tried

Being chivalrous
Being romantic
Being macho
Being incredibly cool and laid back
Being sensitive and attentive
Being a bastard
Stalking
Ignorance
Writing letters
Chatting online
Phone calls
E-mails
Talking openly and honestly
Lying
Dancing
Singing
Being who I am
Being the sort of person I hate
Romantic gestures
Fighting
Playing sports
Being nerdy
Being dim
Being intelligent
Arguing and being stubborn
Being weak and giving in
Letting the competition win
Meeting halfway
Pretended to be interested in the same things
Actually being interested in the same things
Begging
Being forceful
Being exactly who they want
Being exactly who they think they want

All of these things, though not all at the same time, obviously. With several women. I have still had no luck. I must be ugly. (B3ta)

And along came the spider

Thoughts during Spiderman 3 :


- Venom appears
"That's Venom?!"

- Peter tells Harry that he can't take both villains
"Batman could have beaten both Venom and Sandman. Blindfolded"

- Mary Jane feels emo and throws her temper
"Gwen Stacy is much better. And more generous with her cleavage too"

- First sandman fight
"Sandman needs to be nerfed."

- Spiderman lets Sandman goes.
" Uh, if you can't take him then say lah. Don't action leh."

- Peter unmasked several times in the movie
"And no one managed to catch a glimpse at the person behind the mask. Are the people of New York blind or something?"

- Peter hits MJ accidentally
"You had it coming, bitch"

-Any scene with Aunt May.
"What a bitch"





But overall, it was great. Despite the predictable ending, New Goblin rocks. Especially with the flight fight scenes.

Everybody needs some "alone time"

It's true. It's define as the time that you need to spend alone, with no one else but yourself for company. No matter what, just randomly surfing the net, taking the car out for a spin, having supper alone, grooving to loud music in the shower, walking at the park in the middle of the night, or even just running with the wind in your face, it's all alone time. At that point of time, no one is more important than yourself.

Been taking quite a bit of that time for myself lately. Escaping from almost everything except for the occasional work. Countless hours wasted with just staring at the ceiling of room. It's a sweet escape. Sometimes, you just need to disappear for hours to "get things done", so that you come back slightly more sane.






OMG, it's a serious post for once.

Yacht

Give me a call if you want to visit my new yacht. = )

Yawn

Has this happened to anyone else? Every time I get within 1 metre of my international economies textbook, I suddenly feel damn sleepy. One time I can discount it, but the fact that it happens with my FIIM notes, EAL books, means there is something very wrong.




If you take away "i,n,t,e,n,t,o,n,a,l,e,o,m,i" from international economics and add in "p,y",
you get the word conspiracy! freaky isn't it?
If you convert all the letters into their number counterparts, you get 223,(not really) which is the name of the movie. Again, freaky!?

BB

Bx begins.
to realize that mugging is useless and he should really be out partying.

Otaku

He wields his bankai, one eye goes SEED, the other with his geass on, while pushing his body to gear second, riding on the path of flames at the speed of light.





It's time to use all his ultimates.

Orange

Was that the best I could do? To offer an bloody orange?







So what if it dropped on the floor. Dang me.

I take back what I wrote yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkZ8ElZ4KM






Now the ladies know what guys do in the gents.

Toilet humour II

Again, a guy post. Ladies best skip this.

The best scene in the new Mr Bean the movie is when they were randomly calling people's cell phone in a mad attempt to reach the boy's father. And there was this guy who was urinating and got the call and hence placed the phone in between his shoulder and his head, a common technique that people would use when they need their hands to do other stuff. I am sure everyone else did that before too. In my younger days, I would do the same while on calls with friends and playing dota at the same time.

Friend : blah blah blah.
Me : *dota* uh.
Friend : blah blah.. Are you listening to me?
Me : *still dota-ing* Uhh... sure I am.
Friend: You never ever listen me!
Me : *Gets monster kills* Oh yes!

And the cycle continues.
But the funniest shit happen during that scene is when the guy drops his cellphone into the urinal. It's not so funny when I tell you now, but I almost pissed myself laughing during that scene. See, it never pays to talk when you are urinating.

On the subject on talking while urinating, I wonder, what the fuck is so important that you have to talk to me when we both are holding our own manhood releasing liquid waste. I mean, do you really have to talk about your bastard group mate, or your fantastic prof or that weird chick who keeps on giving you the eye? Like seriously, for the SMU people, we better teach our bloody students not to talk in the toilet in our Finishing Touch classes. At least, we ensure that we are really different.





I am sooo going to wear a T-shirt that says "Beware! Talk to him in the toilet and he sprays"

Two Words

HELL WEEK.





What? You expecting something more?

Murder he wrote

I am feeling murderous. There, I have said it. It's off my skinny chest.

You know in thriller shows or books, the murderer is always the quietest one that no one suspects? Or a co-worker in the office who goes totally buts and holds the office hostage is always the silent one that no one expects ? That's proof that it's always the quiet ones goes postal. On the other hand, the loud-mouthed people who declare their anger and threaten to kill are always the initial suspects, but in the end, are never the killers.

Now, I have declared it. So, when i really friggin go on a random murder spree in SMU, no one will suspect me.





Of course, when.....uhh...if I really do it, the people reading this will be the first to go. You people know too much.

Saw this a on friend's blog

"it's amazing how mad pple can suddenly turn normal. and then mad again."







The very logical reason for that kind of behavior is because...
they are mad lar. So simple.

God

I don't do this often, but...





Thank you, God.

MSN artist

A MSN drawing by hwang to encourage me on studies. Ah, yes, I think I am supposed to be the guy wearing specs. And that's a tonberry with the signboard.


Great drawing don't you think? Thanks man.

Banes

The three weakness of men revealed at long last.


1) Women
2) Money
3) Alcho......fuck it, Bubble tea owns this spot.





Guess who is on a milk tea rush today?

Life choice

It gets to the age whereby you start to think of the life that your path will lead you down to. You know what they say, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Cheesy? Yes. True. Yes too. Thus I urge everyone else to think about what they want to do in the future. For myself, I kinda have sort of know what I want to do when I get out of SMU. Uhh.. If you are still waiting for some kind of punchline, you ain't getting one.

Choice one : Grad from SMU, get a degree, slave away for a couple of years then finally get enough money to buy a friggin car (by buy I mean have enough for the down-payment). After that attempt to cheat/bluff my way into some unfortunate girl's pants then have 2.3 kids. (It's a average. There is no way you can actually have 0.3 kid) After that, grow old and pray that I don't get killed by my kids who very likely would want revenge on their abusive father.

Choice two : Go backpacking all around the work and taste the fruits of different countries (That was a NOT a pun), and generally be a wanderer. Sounds like those stories in books when one would make a living by either doing odd jobs or perform musical skills like singing while you whistle. Sounds really awesome except for the part when you remember that you would be living under a piece of cupboard, or if you are really lucky, the local jail.

Choice three : Go train the mountains under different martial art masters, and assassins like David Cain for a couple of years, return to Singapore when I am able to defeat my masters in one to one combat. After that, I would attempt to fight crime , but upon realizing that petty criminals would not fear me, I might considering adopt an symbol that would strike fear into the hearts of those evil-doers. For example, let's say a bat.




I am such a ripoff.

Emo special

Some days you get so emo that you desperately need some attention from your fellow emo so you opened your most used emo msn display and surf over to your emo blog and decided to do some emo blogging so that people know that you are emo even though there is nothing else that you would like to blog about except for how people made you emo today and totally spoiled your day, but seriously aside from that you have have nothing to blog about, but instead you refuse to stop and go to sleep, but that emo-ness keeps you so damn awake that even a hot bath can't make you fall asleep, and even if that works, the emo dreams that you would very likely have are sure to wake you in the middle of the night resulting in more emo dreams which I believe are caused by your thoughts throughout the day, but since all your thoughts before sleep are emo thoughts and thus it explains the emo dreams, the emo-ness would likely haunt you for the rest of the night and it is much better not to sleep but to blog your emo thoughts down so that you can get all that emo-ness out of your brain, but like all emos, you believe that the heart is the cause of all emo problems, but common sense do tell us that the heart is not primary used for thinking but the pumping of blood that keeps your emo body alive and kicking although this very likely will not convince the emo as most emos feel like they got issues from the heart and not the brain and if you don't get what I mean or disagree please don't be so emo and attempt to kill yourself which is a terribly emo thing to do as your death would make much more people emo and increase the supple of emos in this world by giving them an excuse to be emo, but it's not like they need any excuse to be emo as most are already emo in the first place and just need some emo things to kick start their emo-ness to become a full time emo.







Frankly, I'm surprised that you are still reading this.