Banes

The three weakness of men revealed at long last.


1) Women
2) Money
3) Alcho......fuck it, Bubble tea owns this spot.





Guess who is on a milk tea rush today?

Life choice

It gets to the age whereby you start to think of the life that your path will lead you down to. You know what they say, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Cheesy? Yes. True. Yes too. Thus I urge everyone else to think about what they want to do in the future. For myself, I kinda have sort of know what I want to do when I get out of SMU. Uhh.. If you are still waiting for some kind of punchline, you ain't getting one.

Choice one : Grad from SMU, get a degree, slave away for a couple of years then finally get enough money to buy a friggin car (by buy I mean have enough for the down-payment). After that attempt to cheat/bluff my way into some unfortunate girl's pants then have 2.3 kids. (It's a average. There is no way you can actually have 0.3 kid) After that, grow old and pray that I don't get killed by my kids who very likely would want revenge on their abusive father.

Choice two : Go backpacking all around the work and taste the fruits of different countries (That was a NOT a pun), and generally be a wanderer. Sounds like those stories in books when one would make a living by either doing odd jobs or perform musical skills like singing while you whistle. Sounds really awesome except for the part when you remember that you would be living under a piece of cupboard, or if you are really lucky, the local jail.

Choice three : Go train the mountains under different martial art masters, and assassins like David Cain for a couple of years, return to Singapore when I am able to defeat my masters in one to one combat. After that, I would attempt to fight crime , but upon realizing that petty criminals would not fear me, I might considering adopt an symbol that would strike fear into the hearts of those evil-doers. For example, let's say a bat.




I am such a ripoff.

Emo special

Some days you get so emo that you desperately need some attention from your fellow emo so you opened your most used emo msn display and surf over to your emo blog and decided to do some emo blogging so that people know that you are emo even though there is nothing else that you would like to blog about except for how people made you emo today and totally spoiled your day, but seriously aside from that you have have nothing to blog about, but instead you refuse to stop and go to sleep, but that emo-ness keeps you so damn awake that even a hot bath can't make you fall asleep, and even if that works, the emo dreams that you would very likely have are sure to wake you in the middle of the night resulting in more emo dreams which I believe are caused by your thoughts throughout the day, but since all your thoughts before sleep are emo thoughts and thus it explains the emo dreams, the emo-ness would likely haunt you for the rest of the night and it is much better not to sleep but to blog your emo thoughts down so that you can get all that emo-ness out of your brain, but like all emos, you believe that the heart is the cause of all emo problems, but common sense do tell us that the heart is not primary used for thinking but the pumping of blood that keeps your emo body alive and kicking although this very likely will not convince the emo as most emos feel like they got issues from the heart and not the brain and if you don't get what I mean or disagree please don't be so emo and attempt to kill yourself which is a terribly emo thing to do as your death would make much more people emo and increase the supple of emos in this world by giving them an excuse to be emo, but it's not like they need any excuse to be emo as most are already emo in the first place and just need some emo things to kick start their emo-ness to become a full time emo.







Frankly, I'm surprised that you are still reading this.

Discovery

During the Lunar New Year, I realize i really really suck at ...... BJ. So don't ask me to.





Points if u get it!

Library Mania

When you see me staring dazed at the laptop or books, with earphones on in the school library, that is your cue not to disturb me. Most likely I will be in a middle of a mega-mix and it is taking 101% of my effort not to stand on the table and dance.





Disturb me at your peril !

A letter to the guys

Dear fellow guys,

Today we celebrate the festival most people know as the National Women-walk-around-in-town-with-flowers Day (NWD) in which women walk around in town with flowers. As I was around in Suntec, I was rather stunned (read: disgusted) to see women holding small cheap bouquets of flowers. The roses look like they are on the verge of death plus some of the wrapping look like they were done by convicts who are paid 30cent per hour for the job. If not for the fact I was with friends, (and their boyfriends are bigger sized than me) I would certainly have went up to them and pass them my name-card.

“Next year, please tell your guy not be such a cheap ass and get you from decent flowers instead.”

Sure, they tell you how delighted they are getting flowers from you AFTER both of you promised not spend money on this occasion supposedly created by businessmen. How thoughtful of you. But that sweetness kinda gets crushed when everyone else has a prettier bouquet than them. But not to worry, there is help.

There is a plan to make all of this right. Contact bx for your flora needs in the future. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Regards,
Bx


Yes, you willingly spent 5mins of your life reading a sales pitch (10mins if you are slow). Sucker.

Number one reason NOT to drink

According to Patrick Loh, youngsters our age shouldn't drink too much. Or else we might do wrong things. Of which, the following has dire consequences. He's afraid that, when we drink,....









we might say wrong things and hurt the feelings of our friends. For some reason, that i just had to resist laughing outloud at that line.

Vday is coming!

I am going to buy myself a knife.